I am always cold.

alyssakorea:

Tumbling over the past year and a half has made me see the problems of gender roles that exist in media, but sometimes it gets to the point where I over analyze every single piece of television or film that I come across. (However this in no way means that I think feminist media criticism is wrong, or should be avoided!) Mostly I just over think everything.

This is when I sit the fuck down on my front porch, drink some tea, and stare off into the night to ponder all of those questions.

dirty-hellsing-confessions:

79. I want Alucard to pin me against a wall with his hands against my hips and go down on me. Next, he’d have me suck his cock. Then, I want him to use his shadows to lift me up, restrain my arms and legs, caress, and fuck me. He’d be watching me the entire time his shadows were all over me.

Submitted by: “FilledeMarius”

literally laughed until I cried

neil-gaiman:

In case you missed it…

(Source: fonbaligi)

beyoncespenis:

ICONIC

(Source: vaspim, via herrofromchawes)

summonerscode:

Exhibit 254

Vayne [All][41:32]: fckin mundo 6 diffrent boots

Dr. Mundo [All][42:12] WELCUM TO MUNDOS SHOSE SHOP

(Thanks to dh951 for the quote!)

summonerscode:

Exhibit 253

Sejuani [19:09]: Yes! The Freljord is mine now!

Ashe [19:32]: actually you just won a bridge in the middle of nowhere with a side serving no tactical importance whatsoever

Vayne [19:43]: have either of you tried breathing through your nose

(Thanks to Victor for the quote!)

beeishappy:

Stephen Colbert salutes UVA’s Class of 2013 Followed by this.

(via sleeping-underground)

The Racist Tree

rosalarian:

Angelina Jolie had a double mastectomy, in case you hadn’t heard. How dare she remove those ticking time bombs from her chest, amiright? Like, hasn’t she learned by now that her body is public domain and we all get to vote on what she does with it? Sheesh, how selfish can ya get.

(via adamdmurray)